I hope North Carolina repeals amendment one because Rick Santorum says he likes it.
Talking about a play for French class:
- Classmate: I'm going to type a draft and let -classmate name here- French it up.
- Me in my head: FRENCH IT UP.
- Potter Puppet Pals: I'M GONNA MAKE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER TONIGHT. GONNA FRENCH IT UP. I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL.
- Me: -giggle-
Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.
this is amazing
omfg
#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here. #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.
I had to keep these tags, they slay me
Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.
Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?
(Source: unstoppablegravity)
Ring around the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes, ashes,
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death.
Fandom: French and American history
“Marie opened up the gate to Versailles, and let his carriage inside. Ben thrust into her repeatedly until he came and signed his signature on the walls of her uterus as if it was the Declaration of Independence.”
Ted Nugent Flies Into A Rage During CBS Interview, Threatens To ‘Fuck’ Female CBS Producer
Ted Nugent defends himself in the only batshit way he knows how — by digging a deeper hole:
CBS’ Jeff Glor asked Nugent if the Romney campaign had a problem with his NRA comments. Nugent said that the Romney campaign has expressed nothing but support for him after the outrageous remarks. “Stay on course, Ted,” the Romney campaign reportedly told Nugent. “Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing.”
So far, so good. But then Glor decided to point out that Nugent isn’t exactly known as a soft-spoken moderate. And it all goes to hell:
I’m an extremely loving, passionate man! And people who investigate me honestly — without the baggage of political correctness — ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy! And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your fucking dick!”
After offering Glor some man-on-man action, Nugent then threatened to “fuck” a female CBS producer, turning to her and screaming “Or fuck you! How’s that sound?”
Nugent blamed his remarks on a kidney stone and apologized later. Kind of like turning into a KKK Grand Wizard because of heatstroke, amirite you guys?
KIDNEY. STONES.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidney stones are a symptom of Jesus H. Christ.
I SAID HEY. WHAT’S GOIN’ ON.
Cinco de Mayo
What, did you think that Cinco de Mayo was about La Batalla de Puebla? Were you taught that on this day poor Mexican soldiers were able to do the unthinkable and defeat the prestigious muy acá French Army?
Híjole! Where have you been getting your facts from, actual history books or something?
Psssshhhhhh. Come on son, we all know Cinco de Mayo is the day white kids wear multi-colored panchos, oversized sombreros, and fake mustaches to celebrate how truly racist they can be. In fact in some regions across the States, Cinco de Mayo is also known as National I’m a Dumb Racist Day. That’s exactly what the college kids in the images above were celebrating back in ‘07. Aw man, good times, good times.
The celebration of gringomaximos celebrating Cinco de Mayo dates back to Columbus days when Christopher himself stepped onto Hispaniola and said, “Whoooo let’s get wasted and colonize some people up in here!” However, since dates are iffy the original celebration branched into 3 separate holidays—Cinco de Mayo, Thanksgiving Day, and Columbus Day.
Also, there are people who claim that Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexican Independence Day and this is also true.
Because who needs facts when you’re privileged and white? Amirite?
So cheers and FUCK YOU white people!
-sincerely,
TheReverseRacist
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Tom Waits - “Brother, Can You Spare a Dime”
